i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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