that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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