i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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