I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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