omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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