i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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