Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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