the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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