It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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