i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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