from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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