Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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