Tell her she can't have a vagina
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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