I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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