i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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