You work out of a Hotel?
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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