38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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