ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
