How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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