I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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