The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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