You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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