just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
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