she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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