do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
