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I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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