If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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