North Korea, Best Korea!
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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