If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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