Swine flu. Run for my life!
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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