can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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