She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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