The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I've blown a few things in my day
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
so much tequila, so little girl.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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