I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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