4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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