She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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