i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Found your dick twin last night
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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