didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
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