I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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