I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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