he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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