some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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