he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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