I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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