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say what?
wanna hang out?
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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