I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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