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I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
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