I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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