What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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