Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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