The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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