this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
They are going to name an STD after you.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Randomize
