normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
