Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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